The crew has returned from shore leave. They have me worried. They haven’t stopped singing this tune, and it’s not a proper pirate shanty at all!
Plundr’n your way on the seas today takes everything you’ve got
Taking a break from fish head stew, sure would help a lot
Wouldn’t you like a tankard o’ grog?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody buys a round,
but they’re always on your tab
You wanna be where you can see,
outta your one good eye,
that the patrons are scum but they’ve all
been maimed
You wanna go where wenches know,
pirates are all the same,
You wanna be where the cabin boys know
Your name
